"Money Hustard" (moneyhustard)
08/20/2013 at 23:30 • Filed to: Ear Porn
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"Money Hustard" (moneyhustard)
08/20/2013 at 23:30 • Filed to: Ear Porn | 2
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I'm weird with my porn, the subject has to be hot yes, but the subject also has to seem like someone I'd like to be around.
As it relates to porn of the automotive ear variety, I feel, and I know I'm not speaking from the majority here, truly hot car noises have to be reasonable. Race cars are like really fit blonde chicks with huge fake boobs that just scream the whole time.
My standby earporn? My classic Christy Canyon flick? Something with an LT1 and a reasonable exhaust. Oh mama....
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Money Hustard
> Money Hustard
08/20/2013 at 23:33 |
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That is all.
YSI-what can brown do for you
> Money Hustard
08/20/2013 at 23:36 |
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One day you will learn the allure of a race car. Besides being unbelievable loud, they sound unbelievable aggressive and you can just feel the power. Also have you ever been to a race track? Worth going just for the noise.
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Money Hustard
> YSI-what can brown do for you
08/20/2013 at 23:41 |
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Don't get me wrong, I'll get aroused by a fit blonde woman with fakies, screaming a lot. BUT if I'm slow strokin' it to something, it can't be as insane as an F1 car.
Catalytic converters make me feel like the girl, I mean car, is actually attainable, something realistic. It puts me at ease.
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YSI-what can brown do for you
> Money Hustard
08/20/2013 at 23:46 |
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Yeah but open headers. OPEN HEADERS!!! Thats all there is. Call me crazy but I like a car with no cats. . . you can smell all the fumes. I wanted my car to have a cat removed. . . I sadly cannot do that legally.
shpuker
> Money Hustard
08/21/2013 at 01:54 |
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Wrong. Cars running straightpiped with fake hood scoops and shit are those blondes. Race cars are those hot chicks with a crazy side they flaunt all over. The kinda girl that's fun in the right setting, but would slowly tear you apart if you had to live with it every day.
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Money Hustard
> shpuker
08/21/2013 at 06:44 |
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That's a Trans Am with the WS6 package. No fake hood scoop there.